Dragon Fight

I be asked by a queen t' help th' lass' poor stricken isle, arrr o' lost homies. 

 't be under attack from an evil dragon called Republicanosa,

Republiconosa be so powerful he e'en had homies workin' against the'r own homies. 

This be a picture o' th' isle, arrr before Republicanosa

This be after Ya scallywag!

Republicanosa began his attack

He e'en turned against his own homies

i drew me mighty swashbuckler sword ready t' kill th' dragon as 't made 'tis next pass.

Then ou' o' nowhere that mangy beast showed up.

He tookst Republicanosa down in one swipe

E'en tho 't wasn`t me kill I stood proud o'er th' Dragon. Then he started t' move an' slowly get up

We talked an' he told me about how he be a lonely dragon, so i invited th' lad's along fer some o' mine.

I told th' queen that th' dragon wouldna bother th' lass' isle, arrr anymore. 

As we be leavin' th' mangy beast appeared an' swept me into his paw. We spoke an' worked ou' our differences. 

The mangy beast asked me heartys an' I if we wanted a ride aft t' Salt Lake City. We all agreed,an' be now safely aft in th' city. I be still nay sure 'ere that Eskimo came from.