Ahoy, my first day in from port Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

Arrr, this was the day I arri'ed in from sea. My new house mate, and his ol' scalwag took me t' see a mo'ie called Transformers. Aye, later Me went t' see a young lad by the name o' Athens Boys Choir, 'ery talented. Gar 

 Ahoy, its not e'ery day that you run int' a polar bear. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

Aye, headin' out for ad'enture's Gar,

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Aye, feels like home
Gar

Aye, whar can i find a pirate shirt? Aye

Aye, on my way t' see Transformers A pence for an old man o'de sea?

Arrr, that burritos as big as a whale, shiver me timbers! 

Ahoy, this be like no beast I''e e'er seen Gar

Arrr, headin' t' Athens boys choir Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

Arrr, me dunno if I trust this lad Gar,

Aye, i like makin' new friends, but I still don't trust that guy in the hat. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

Aye, i'll always gi'e up some o' my treasure for good music

Ahoy, such a fine young lad Aye 

Aye, back at home for the eve Gar.