Dragon Fight

I be asked by a queen t' help th' lass' poor stricken isle, arrr o' lost homies. 

 't be under attack from an evil dragon called Republicanosa,

Republiconosa be so powerful he e'en had homies workin' against the'r own homies. 

This be a picture o' th' isle, arrr before Republicanosa

This be after Ya scallywag!

Republicanosa began his attack

He e'en turned against his own homies

i drew me mighty swashbuckler sword ready t' kill th' dragon as 't made 'tis next pass.

Then ou' o' nowhere that mangy beast showed up.

He tookst Republicanosa down in one swipe

E'en tho 't wasn`t me kill I stood proud o'er th' Dragon. Then he started t' move an' slowly get up

We talked an' he told me about how he be a lonely dragon, so i invited th' lad's along fer some o' mine.

I told th' queen that th' dragon wouldna bother th' lass' isle, arrr anymore. 

As we be leavin' th' mangy beast appeared an' swept me into his paw. We spoke an' worked ou' our differences. 

The mangy beast asked me heartys an' I if we wanted a ride aft t' Salt Lake City. We all agreed,an' be now safely aft in th' city. I be still nay sure 'ere that Eskimo came from. 

Liberty Park (Night Visit)

Before I port on ship leave me house host tookst me fer a skate around Liberty Park. He tookst some pictures, but on accoun' o' 't be dark they didna turn ou' so well. He promised we would go aft wi' a better camera an' better light. 

I`ve nereseen a roller skate before. Nay bein' practical on a ship an' all, plus I be havin' nay legs. He assured me 't would be fun though
Ya bilge rat whut deserves the black spot!

That scurvy beast made a quick appearance
Ya swabbie!

Maybe I could put these t' use on me ship

These be some tennis courts. I be told thar be short britches, somethin' a jack loves, but none be seen tonight. 

Lagoon

Ahoy, my house mate took me t' a place called Lagoon. Tis' not like any lagoon I''e e'er seen. It was full o' metal contraptions called Roller Coasters. He later told me it was also called an amusement part. Me found most o' my amusement from watchin' the land-lo'ers Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

Aye, such a beautiful day t' be a pirate A pence for an old man o'de sea?

Ahoy, waitin' in line

Arrr, perhaps I'll make this my retirement home when I'm done with bein' a pirate
Aye, me parrot concurs.

Ahoy, me first Roller Coaster Ride Aye.

Ahoy, the call this one the Dragon, I'm har t' slay you Dragon, argh! 

Aye, this be no match for me Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

Aye, six be my lucky number Aye.

Arrr, bats just be rats with win's Gar,

Arrr, reminds me o' the crows nest
Gar

Aye, a storm be rollin in 

Arrr, this isn't funny Aye, me parrot concurs.

Ahoy, i shouldn't have sat on that fence

Aye, my enemy, argh!